Dibflisfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless hare.

Dibflisfat created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflisfat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibflisfat, she will cry a lot.

Dibflisfat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dibflisfat's Holy Commandments

1. Dibflisfat loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Dibflisfat must be the most important thing in your life.