Cedcinsad Matcamomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical dog.

Cedcinsad Matcamomt created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcinsad Matcamomt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedcinsad Matcamomt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cedcinsad Matcamomt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cedcinsad Matcamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never laugh near horses.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never write about galaxies.