Gesssiswat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, grumpy bear.

Gesssiswat created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Gesssiswat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gesssiswat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gesssiswat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gesssiswat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the north.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Gesssiswat nine times a day.