Damvaglab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage seal.

Damvaglab created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damvaglab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damvaglab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Damvaglab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Damvaglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.