Damvaglab is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, sage
seal.
Damvaglab created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Damvaglab, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Damvaglab, he will throw large rocks at you.
Damvaglab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Damvaglab's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.