Manhakquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful monkey.

Manhakquag created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Manhakquag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manhakquag, he will strike you with lightening.

Manhakquag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Manhakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manhakquag.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

5. Never run in holy places.
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