Ponlenwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy horse.

Ponlenwon created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponlenwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ponlenwon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ponlenwon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ponlenwon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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