Tailladfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented monkey.

Tailladfar created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Tailladfar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailladfar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailladfar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tailladfar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three monkeys approach from the north.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.