Higcembot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless crow.

Higcembot created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcembot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higcembot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Higcembot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Higcembot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Higcembot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not hurt mites.