Strag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever cow.

Strag created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Strag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Strag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Strag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Strag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Strag.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.