Cedpakpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise crab.

Cedpakpag created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cedpakpag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedpakpag, it will not invite you to parties.

Cedpakpag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cedpakpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.