Huntuncen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective wolf.

Huntuncen created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntuncen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Huntuncen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Huntuncen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Huntuncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear white scarves.