Dobflygil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental bear.

Dobflygil created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobflygil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobflygil, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dobflygil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dobflygil's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.