Pog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered dingo.

Pog created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pog on top of all buildings.