Mumomingen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm dove.

Mumomingen created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumomingen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumomingen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mumomingen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mumomingen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Pray towards the east.