Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise salamander.

Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan, it will destroy your home planet.

Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lidomtnig Dungudtagwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt swans.