Flambuttin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing bee.

Flambuttin created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambuttin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flambuttin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flambuttin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flambuttin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Put Flambuttin first in all things.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to porpoises while wearing gray hats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing blue shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.