Yakboggud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful cobra.

Yakboggud created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakboggud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yakboggud, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yakboggud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yakboggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yakboggud.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.