Ragwabtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered whale.

Ragwabtetti created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragwabtetti, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragwabtetti, she will laugh at you.

Ragwabtetti's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ragwabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ragwabtetti on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never chant in the presence of moths.