Wothampopvedcut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful unicorn.

Wothampopvedcut created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wothampopvedcut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wothampopvedcut, it will turn you into a plant.

Wothampopvedcut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wothampopvedcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Wothampopvedcut loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your back mauve.