Capkarhas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil hydra.

Capkarhas created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Capkarhas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capkarhas, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Capkarhas' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Capkarhas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.