Stikqueeglam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful gorilla.

Stikqueeglam created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikqueeglam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stikqueeglam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikqueeglam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stikqueeglam's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.