Vilgutfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering centaur.

Vilgutfar created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilgutfar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilgutfar, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vilgutfar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vilgutfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Worship no other gods but Vilgutfar.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.