Nan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring bear.

Nan created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. You must love Nan.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Do not listen to music.