Karyimmum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid mouse.

Karyimmum created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Karyimmum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karyimmum, she will turn you into a tree.

Karyimmum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Karyimmum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.