Quafflapsid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing gerbil.

Quafflapsid created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafflapsid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafflapsid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quafflapsid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Quafflapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Quafflapsid's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.