Busyartlag Babkar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient hydra.

Busyartlag Babkar created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busyartlag Babkar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Busyartlag Babkar, it will destroy your favourite star.

Busyartlag Babkar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Busyartlag Babkar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Busyartlag Babkar on top of all buildings.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.