Cussnilliknig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful penguin.

Cussnilliknig created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnilliknig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cussnilliknig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cussnilliknig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cussnilliknig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Cussnilliknig loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.