Latbudwab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair lizard.

Latbudwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Latbudwab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Latbudwab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Latbudwab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Latbudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never wear red shirts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latbudwab.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.