Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish wyvern.

Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit, it will strike you with lightening.

Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nanbiftiporttigjopfodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about porpoises.