Sidlapvol is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane deer.

Sidlapvol created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sidlapvol, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidlapvol, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sidlapvol's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sidlapvol's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the east.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sidlapvol in the centre of the settlement.