Fatbissquillyamkimdon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud badger.

Fatbissquillyamkimdon created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatbissquillyamkimdon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatbissquillyamkimdon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fatbissquillyamkimdon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fatbissquillyamkimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatbissquillyamkimdon.