Jensanjap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful chinchilla.

Jensanjap created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jensanjap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jensanjap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jensanjap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jensanjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing blue corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Jensanjap's priests.