Jenkingon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable alligator.

Jenkingon created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenkingon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenkingon, he will not care at all.

Jenkingon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jenkingon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Retreat if six pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Jenkingon in the centre of the settlement.