Mifbedtan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring frog.

Mifbedtan created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbedtan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mifbedtan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mifbedtan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mifbedtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mifbedtan's name in vain.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Hide if nine birds approach from the west.