Haknurnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, impressive rhinoceros.

Haknurnab created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Haknurnab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Haknurnab, she will manifest in front of you.

Haknurnab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Haknurnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Haknurnab loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Respect your elders.