Bomraghat Cepbigsab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy gorilla.

Bomraghat Cepbigsab created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomraghat Cepbigsab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomraghat Cepbigsab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bomraghat Cepbigsab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bomraghat Cepbigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bomraghat Cepbigsab in the centre of the settlement.