Fumcissab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful turtle.

Fumcissab created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumcissab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumcissab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fumcissab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fumcissab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing pink coats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Always obey Fumcissab's priests.

5. Never write about gravity.