Tinstiptetti is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable centipede.

Tinstiptetti created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinstiptetti, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinstiptetti, she will turn you into a plant.

Tinstiptetti's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tinstiptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.