Yakfligfut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane guinea pig.

Yakfligfut created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakfligfut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yakfligfut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yakfligfut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yakfligfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing yellow coats and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. You must love Yakfligfut.

3. Always help otters.

4. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

5. Fast once a month.