Hubwotshavloop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart scorpion.

Hubwotshavloop created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubwotshavloop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubwotshavloop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hubwotshavloop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hubwotshavloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never bounce in the presence of doves.