Hubwotshavloop is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart
scorpion.
Hubwotshavloop created a down quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hubwotshavloop, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Hubwotshavloop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Hubwotshavloop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Hubwotshavloop's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always treat ants with great respect.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never bounce in the presence of doves.