Arpgunran is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless unicorn.

Arpgunran created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpgunran, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpgunran, she will think nothing of it.

Arpgunran's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Arpgunran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.