Cenwikhap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident raven.

Cenwikhap created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenwikhap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cenwikhap, he will think nothing of it.

Cenwikhap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cenwikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.