Catvinhit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage scorpion.

Catvinhit created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Catvinhit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catvinhit, he will turn you into a dog.

Catvinhit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Catvinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Catvinhit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not run in public.