Ceb Jabrawod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying unicorn.

Ceb Jabrawod created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceb Jabrawod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ceb Jabrawod, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ceb Jabrawod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ceb Jabrawod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Ceb Jabrawod's name in vain.

5. Never feed peanuts to birds while wearing violet stockings.