Cadkapgod Cinfar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless hamster.

Cadkapgod Cinfar created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadkapgod Cinfar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadkapgod Cinfar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadkapgod Cinfar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cadkapgod Cinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear violet hats.

4. Run away if eight frogs approach from the south.

5. Learn three new languages a year.