Xengunbon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking spider.

Xengunbon created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xengunbon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xengunbon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xengunbon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xengunbon's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help hamsters.