Xengunbon is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking
spider.
Xengunbon created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Xengunbon, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Xengunbon, he will be mildly annoyed.
Xengunbon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Xengunbon's Holy Commandments1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always help hamsters.