Zognarquill is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable unicorn.

Zognarquill created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zognarquill, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zognarquill, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zognarquill's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zognarquill's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zognarquill first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.