Pangrentig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless wyvern.

Pangrentig created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangrentig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangrentig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pangrentig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pangrentig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Hide from mauve ants for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangrentig.