Zigfadpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable lizard.

Zigfadpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfadpid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigfadpid, he will turn you into a rock.

Zigfadpid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zigfadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.