Bimvan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart deer.

Bimvan created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Bimvan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimvan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bimvan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bimvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed bananas to snakes while wearing shoes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.